We were prepared for nazi ninja zombies, but this one took the inedible office by surprise:
Seriously, folks, get your shotguns. Chimpanzees, which are like humans but way more willing to rip out your throat, reportedly have the ability to create and stockpile weapons. It’s only a matter of time until Dr. Zaius rules us all.
Jonathan Stein, MotherJones.com
Good thing Shotgun Pro is out.
(story via John Gruber at Daring Fireball)